- 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan/ace
- Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
- Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
- Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
mmm bubble tea!
- All I crave anymore is asain food! I'm going to go crazy if I don't have some soon!!
- I'm getting so excited that my due date is getting close ♡♡